We're Not There Yet!

Contrary to popular beliefs, we're not "there yet," the Rockies didn't win the world series, butter is delicious, and i have no familial ties to Toni Kukoc, as once suggested by a sunglasses vender at Flatirons Mall. These rumors are largely the result of me not having internet, and Cameron Turner being the primary reader of this website.


Maybe i should let the Kukoc thing remain a mystery after all. He looks pretty dope. Anyway, i'm walking a new route these days through Hayes Valley, where i live in a furniture-less apartment with faulty lightswitches and soiled carpets. Things are magnificent, but i'm further neglecting you faithful few, and i suppose i'm about to lose the last two of you any minute. While internet orders can take anywhere from a week to jennifer lopez' pregnancy announcement (wow, that was the dumbest thing i've ever said) i'll continue to treat you like goldfish, but with promises of a brighter, better future.


I would also like to take this moment to get everyone a little extra pumped about finishing this walk by saying that a very important announcement will be made when i have crossed the finish line on the other side of the US, and maybe we'll hold a lottery or raffle or bake sale to go with it. I love baked goods. Almost as much as general H.H. Gough does. I'll be back.

Two Weeks Walks: 62.62 miles

Total Distance Covered: 2,265.51 miles

Weston, West Virginia (and i didn't say nothin.)