Jazz Hands
I've been thinking a lot about Utah lately, and anything i've come to associate with it over the course of my life. I think i had completely forgotten the greatest one-two punch that Salt Lake City ever had, and it's about time to right that wrong.

What's up John Stockton and Karl Malone!? Does this picture blow anybody elses mind at all? They kind of remind me of a good cop/bad cop mismatched police partner comedy/drama force. I can imagine John Stockton being new to the "force"and being assigned a tough case with Karl Malone, veteran tough cop on the scene, ready to whip the new rookie up a batch of chocolate chip ass-kickin. Then i imagine a bad montage, where they try to arm wrestle and Stockon is flung out a window or something.
In all reality, these two were the dynamic duo out in Utah that led the Jazz through their glory years of the late eighties and early nineties. The team has never won a championship, but they've lost it twice, and you can't exactly blame them considering they shared the league with this other guy you might have heard of.

5 Days Distance: 33.74 miles
Total Distance Covered: 659.57 miles
4 Comments:
i'd pick bill clinton.
J-Stock and the Lone Malone were pretty sick, but not nearly as awe-inspiring as "Will Smith Flattop" Patrick Ewing--oh, you poor Knickerbockers how your glory has faded!--and Clyde Drexler, the founder of the "Phi Samma Jlamma" basketball fraternity, along with Hakeem Olajuwon, who will steal your pathetic soul, then tomahawk dunk it blindfolded.
Now look what you've done--90s basketball is all I have left in the world.
oh, and Mutumbo was/is ill, too. Check out his picture on Wikipedia--it will fry your melon
godzirra!
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