Now I'm Back Billy And I Want YOU

thought you'd lost me? i'm still walking, my babies. just not very much for christmas. the weston wagon is plowing through mormon territory at an alarming rate.
and so, among my new years resolutions:
1. remove life-size tattoo of pikachu from my stomach i had done when i was on PCP
2. update my walking website more often
3. cut down on lying
but i think number two is more prevalent anyway. pikachu can stay. he looks like a level 13 at least, so thats street cred right there.
New Additions : 44.32 miles
Total Distance Crossed: 543.47 miles
Aragonite, Utah
3 Comments:
i am not commenting on your pikachu tattoo (though that has a delightful ring to it) but rather on your post on agirlnamedtor. i will break your legs so you never make it to new york if you start selling my bottled paradise. regardless, my packaging is going to be nicer.
your phrasing better be better than mine you're the one that wants to do the phrasing as a job.
pika?!
PIKA!!!
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