Open Letter to the Unicorns

its starting to rain, and from what people are saying, it won't be stopping. we're dealing with only handfuls of sunny days from here on out. also, will smith's movie "Hitch" is really and truly terrible. i wouldn't recommend it to my worst enemies, namely the gang of unsightly unicorns that steal my toilet paper and wrap up their poops in them to leave in my new microwave.
i'm going to kill you guys. you and that blasted cameron turner.

checkpoint: 43.21 miles

total distance crossed: 364.52 miles