Special Agent Hoops McCann
in this week's episode of a brave young artist working under the cover of an innocent clothing store manager, our hero saves the day by confronting a dangerous shoplifter and recovering stolen merchandise from the evil-doer. in actuality, i was discussing x-men trivia with a coworker, and he had me stumped on a killer question regarding cyclops and jean grey's child when the bastard who stole jeans from me a few months back came into the store again. this guy is among the great minds of our generation, for he has devised a foolproof plan to steal jeans by wearing tighter jeans out of the store underneath his baggy jeans. What this criminal failed to understand was that he was in the hands of Hoops McCann, the nations leading loss prevention expert and part time graduate student in hamster cage-cleaning.


Four Day's Distance: 23.77 miles
Total Distance Crossed: 683.34 miles
Myton, Utah
oh, and cyclops and jean grey's child is cable:

1 Comments:
do you know how hard it is to kick a guy in the nuts through two pairs of jeans ?
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