Praise ogALLAH!
Welcome to Ogallah, Kansas, where the dating is hip, hot and sexy! At least according to their dating website, where you can meet the hottest singles in this town of 214 people! Take for instance "Kodiak6," a single 38 year old mother of four, who opens her profile with this ice-breaker:
"IF YOU ARE FROM OR HEADING TO AFRICA PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE OR I WILL REPORT YOU TO THE FBI TO BE ARRESTED!!"
Could i make this up? "Kodiak" goes on to list a series of questions her man must be ready to answer, including such quandaries as: "can you handle being involved with a woman that handles large, aggressive animals?" To which of course i reply, no. But feel free to peruse this veritable goldmine here at WebDate-Ogallah.
My prolonged hiatus from checking in is due in part to the recent woes of my Kansas City Royals, who, despite hitting home runs for dying children (real!!) and me gluing together a resin lamp that i paid seventy three dollars to have shipped out from Topeka only to have shattered by FedEx, (long story) can't seem to find a way to win. I'm pretty upset about this, and the only things really keeping me from microwaving my nipple off in protest of major league baseball are the recent successes of the Golden State Warriors and the coverage of Alec Baldwin's angry phone call. To celebrate, here is a picture of Jason Richardson eating fat sky
and a video someone out there made of Alec Baldwin instead directing his fury toward Dora the Explorer. I won't be gone that long again my babies, i'm still with you..Ten Days Journeying: 61.17 miles
Total Distance Covered: 1232.14 miles
Leaving Ogallah, Kansas
posted by w.weston @ 11:57 PM
4 Comments
4 Comments:
baron davis *is* black amish basketball jesus
i was going to make a play on words about how he turns water into "whine" for dallas or something, but then i realized nobody reads this rag anyway and i shouldnt go scaring away my five readers/gophers with bad puns.
i resent being called a gopher. i also resent that blogger deleted my profile, but I have forgiven them because my confimation secret word was froode. and that's fantastic.
Just think... 3 of your 5 readers commented on this post.
Silverchair rules.
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