Monday, March 26, 2007

Arriba

Dolphin dancers and jerry curlers, welcome to Arriba, population 244! Well, that was at the 2000 census, and the town has an average population decline of about -1.5% every year. which is really about two people saying, hey. I think i've seen enough of this town. Let's move to Flagler. It's got a way cooler name. And way cooler natural disasters.
see? Plus there are only two registered sex offenders in town. That means the ratio is something like 1:122 and those are pretty good odds. if i had those odds of winning a lifetime supply of deodorant or socks, i might just move there myself. buy myself a scooter, and get the fucker runnin!

Three Day's Distance: 16.04 miles

Total Distance Covered: 1035.13 miles

Arriba, Colorado

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