Thursday, April 05, 2007

All American Heat

In this day and age of millions being spent to import Japanese robot pitchers into the AMERICAN major leagues, it's good to know that Ronald Reagan is looking down on opening day from the parting clouds of heaven and thinking to himself, rarfaphnigaaamusteradicate communismrarrg...... The particular robot i've referred to above is none other than "Dice-K" Matsusaka, who dismantled my Royals today with ten strikeouts, each pitch whizzing into the catchers mit like a Mitzubishi Zero. Just kidding. I'm almost over it.

Now that i've been doubly offensive, i'm excited to announce that Kansas is a mere 10 miles away, and we'll be officially crossing cultural borders in our departure from "the West" upon entry. Outside of a few ugg boots in Lawrence, there is nothing Western about Kansas. There, i made a joke without mention of WWII OR Reagan. Admit it, it wasn't nearly as good.
One Last Look at Colorado...


Three Day's Distance: 15.71 miles

Total Distance Covered: 1,095.64 miles


Leaving Burlington, Colorado

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