What Happens When Your Middle School Pictures are Available On Google Images

We're blowing through hometowns like Kenny Loggins' latest tour these days, and today we find ourselves exiting the great Steamboat Springs, home of the rabbit ears motel, samoan lifeguards, and kids like this:
far better looking than the Ouray kids, arent they? I would agree. If you want to pay upwards of eighty bucks for a day on the mountain, Steamboat Springs is arguably some of the best snow in Colorado. The term "champagne powder," which i find incredibly pretentious, has been coined and now copywrited, so you probably cant even say it on your website. crap. The natural hotsprings sounded like the chugging of a steamboat to early settlers in 1908, so they went ahead and blasted the area with dynamite to build a railroad through it, and thereby "silenced the springs" forevermore. However, you can still sneak into the hot springs up the road so long as you don't get caught hiding in a snowbank by the ranger with a flashlight at two in the morning. Now that's embarassing.

Chug-a-Lug: 29.88 miles

Total Distance Covered: 869.08 miles

Leaving Steamboat Springs, Colorado