Saturday, June 02, 2007

The Old Tony Hawk 4 vs. Destiny Debate

Seeing as we're now under 70 miles from Kauffman Stadium WALKING, i had better back off on the baseball talk and save it for the upcoming days. I wouldn't want to be boring you with too many pictures of Barry Bonds' rookie card, which i've decided merits a striking comparison to O.J. Simpson. Coincidence? Just look at my last post! It's my homepage, so i've seen it now about ten billion times, and every time it pops up i swear its the Juice about to take a swing at my nose.

In other news, i have acquired a playstation 2 and relatively large television set, both of which were free, but will undoubtedly eventually cost me all ambition, integrity, optimism, motivation, and any remaining artistic abilities. On the bright side, Tony Hawk 4 is helping me cope tremendously with the pesky, nagging questions of destiny and/or purpose i once juggled. I wonder if the creators of the game had my specific demographic in mind? Twenty-something graduate student/burnout with near-nova-level illusions of grandeur, wasting away in retail purgatory.. Well, maybe. But i just unlocked this hidden zoo level where i kickflip varial 540 mctwisty handjobbed over a cage of african elephants, and for a brief moment, i lived.

Did i mention that we're approaching Kauffman Stadium at a dangerous velocity? God, i can't talk about anything else. We're in Topeka today kids, the capital of Kansas! Kansas just starts to get interesting around Topeka heading east on I-70, as you encounter the first small hill and turns in five hundred miles. However, a lesser known method of locating Topeka is by actually following the trail of gunsmoke.

Learn something new everyday. Sixty miles to Missouri. Giddy up.


Que Lastima, 45.24 Mile-o's Este Semana

Todos Mile-o's Covered: 1,436.49

Topeka, Kansas

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