No Ka Oi

What a terrible guy i am. Two solid weeks, and not a single word. About three days after i bought my sixth pedometer, i stepped on it in a fit of excitement to open my door. The screen inked black like a gameboy nightmare from 1989 and that was the end. Then i decided to go to Hawaii and go surfing. That's me up there about to shralp on a blue bodyboard. I do that sometimes.

But guess what, readers? To win you back, i'm going to post all the damn time now that i'm back. I know what you're thinking, Will, now that you're back, what's to stop you from being distracted by all the other things you usually get distracted with, and neglect us with the procrastination power of a thousand other suns? And to you, reader, i say this. Don't worry, because after ten days in Hawaii, i have nothing but walking to do for the next two straight weeks to pay for the flight i just took. So i have to be at work. Every day. For the rest of my life. Call me there sometime!

I'm going to give myself 50 miles for the whole ten-day ordeal. That's only a few miles a day, but i admit that i spent a lot of time sitting down. If anybody feels like discrediting or disputing my actual distance, that's cool too. I hate you.

No i don't. I love you. Please come back. I won't leave like that again. I'll go down to Rite Aid tomorrow for pedometer #7. Honest i will. I'm still walkin. Sorry Missouri. Sorry everyone.

Vacation Miles: 50.00 miles

Total Distance Covered: 1,688.66 miles

Leaving Warrenton, Missouri